Zork's Page

Earthlings, we are here. It was not by design or intent. Wewere zipping through space, on our way to a wedding in a distant
quadrant of the galaxy, when my lovely wife Meera decided to show our
son Zorkey the planet Earth close up.

Close up it was! While hovering above Texas trying to spot a longhorn steer, we happened to be
shot down by what your Earthlings call a "Bubba." We do not know how
Bubba succeeded, but he did. Fortunately, we are able to land safely on
the outskirts of Stephenville.

Bubba shot our energy fuselage. And so we are stranded on planet Earth until Meera and I figure out how
to extract fuel from your Earthly elements. We were lucky enough to
hide our saucy saucer and integrate ourselves into your Earthling
culture.

Here are a few things for you to know about us. Our species is one million years more advanced than you Homo sapiens. We
have developed, over the millennium, the capability of communicating
via brain waves. Our strength is 10 times higher than the average
Earthling, and our legs and arms can elongate to different lengths.
Homo sapiens, our brains are so advanced that we can create objects on
top of our brains. This is similar to your virtual reality models.

We are here to offer tips to help you save your planet from yourselves and to be green like us.